On Fame

Some celebrities do use their star power to attract attention to important social issues, while others simply want attention.

On Buses

Arriving on a later or earlier bus may mean getting the last seat in the back, near the toilet. 

(Sitting beside the only toilet on an inter-city bus)

On Car Rentals

Once in a blue moon, you actually get a nicer car than advertised.

(Received a Mazda 3 instead of a Chevy Spark)

On Customer Service

Always take down names and as many details as possible when attempting to get information over the telephone.

(VAIO Sample Photo)

On Salt Water Aquariums

They require infinitely more work than freshwater ones but are far more beautiful.

(A friend's saltwater tank in Montreal)

On Crowds

Defensive walking is just as important as defensive driving in highly populated areas.

(Leonard Cohen about to perform at Scotiabank Place, Ottawa)

On New Year's Day

It's the best day of the year to do absolutely NOTHING!

(My cat. doing what he does best)